Shopgirl's Scoop

SCOOP:
Pronunciation: 'skūp
Function: noun
1. a usually hemispherical utensil for dipping food
2. information especially of immediate interest

Aug 3, 2006

SLO observations


If you ever have a business, Do NOT name it Mr. Pump. If you do name your business Mr. Pump, do not use the following as your business slogan: "Have You Been Pumped Lately." Its just wrong on WAY too many levels. We saw a truck with that exact name and slogan on the way to SLO. I am so annoyed with myself because I didn't think to take a pic.

The far left lane in California is technically called the "Car Pool Lane." Our observations today indicate that this lane should be renamed the "Go Really Fast Lane." After all, it IS just to the left of the "fast lane". You are not allowed to go the speed limit in the "Go Really Fast Lane." You must go really fast or the guy behind you will become quite annoyed with you. So, Mr. I am in a big hurry and must use the "Go Really Fast Lane", unless YOU are going to pay my speeding ticket, I am not going to go excessively fast. Sorry dude!

It is freaking chilly here. I do not see how these people can complain that it is hot here. This is SO not hot. I am chilly. The boy is chilly. Jenna is laughing at us. whatEVER!

~ enjoying the SLO life

3 Comments:

  • At 14:32, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I am cornholio...give me TP for my bunghole!

     
  • At 21:24, Blogger shopgirl said…

    Ok, both of you.

    WTF?

    Maybe I am better off not knowing.

    *kiss*

     
  • At 10:34, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    never mind those two....

    chilly? darlin... you really don't know from chilly ya know....
    Came back from mountain country too... where chilly was a little less than 50 F in the evening... was it THAT chilly? and that's not even chilly.... should it not be *refreshing???* to get out of da dessert? or is desert? I always confuse the two... *cuz I prefer chips I guess.....

     

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