Shopgirl's Scoop

SCOOP:
Pronunciation: 'skūp
Function: noun
1. a usually hemispherical utensil for dipping food
2. information especially of immediate interest

Oct 5, 2006

Thursday Thirteen.....

.....reasons why shopgirl can not be on Survivor.

  1. bugs. they have bugs there. lots of bugs. i don't do bugs.
  2. theres no coffee. i love my coffee. i need my coffee.
  3. stupid people. there are way too many stupid people on survivor.
  4. dominos doesn't deliver there. (yes, i know the location changes, domino still doesn't deliver there)
  5. no matter what colour they make those buffs, they are still ugly.
  6. exile island. if i wanna spend time alone i can do so in the comfort of my home, not on some island. alone. with bugs.
  7. no electronics. cell phone. iPod. laptop. you know, the essentials.
  8. Jeff Probst. For starters, I would have to point out to him that he is NOT "tallying" the votes when he goes to get the container.
  9. i hate mean, vindictive, calculating people.
  10. i am not a pyro and no one else seems to know how to start a fire either.
  11. body odor. need i say more? (theirs, not mine. I always smell pretty. hehheh)
  12. no beds. i am way too old to be sleeping on the ground. or on sticks and ginormous leaves on the ground.
  13. someone ALWAYS gets hurt. seriously.

~ whats YOUR 13?

scooped by shopgirl @ 09:24  

3 Comments:

  • At 17:41, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Why Survivor should be in the Arctic...heck... Alaska would do!
    1. no bugs too damn cold!
    2.LOTS of coffee. gotta keep warm somehow
    3.can't help with stupid people... they are everywhere
    4. gotta have a dominos... they're everywhere
    5. no buffs...
    6. Not in exile really... just a lot of snow and ice
    7 gotta have electricity... have to keep warm somehow... I am sure there are towers up there too.
    8.yeab... Jeff... See no. 3
    9. can't be mean and vindictive when you have to cuddle up to keep warm stupid yes... mean ... no.
    10. fire... gotta have it. See 7
    11. too cold for BO
    12. beds... make them out of ice and snow for the uigloos... quite comfrotable really.
    13. you can't get hurt on snow.

    Marie has her own 13 has you know... She is empowered these days.
    T

     

  • At 20:38, Blogger Mrs. B said…

    Top 13 Ways Building a Rose Float is like being on Survivor...
    1. There's not much food, and often what you can get makes you want to puke.
    2. It's cold.
    3. No beds (although at least we have car seats).
    4. People are mean, vindictive, and calculating...especially after only sleeping for two hours.
    5. There's only Folgers...which, in my humble Central Coast college student opinion, is comparable to no coffee at all.
    6. Lots of opportunities to get burned (fall in a fire <--> get hit by hot welding slag).
    7. Stupid people and their stupid ideas (especially after you've only had two hours of sleep).
    8. Bugs...in the deco materials.
    9. Everyone wears a bandana...but not as a tube top.
    10. No one bathes.
    11. Bathroom conditions are questionable at best.
    12. You get to be on TV.
    13. Someone ALWAYS gets hurt...seriously hurt.

     

  • At 19:38, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    the apple doesn't fall from the tree.... LOL
    tree... well... not really but you know... :-)

     

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