Shopgirl's Scoop

SCOOP:
Pronunciation: 'skūp
Function: noun
1. a usually hemispherical utensil for dipping food
2. information especially of immediate interest

Jun 5, 2006

Coffee!




It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed,
The hands acquire shakes,
the shakes becomes a warning.
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.


~ enjoy!

3 Comments:

  • At 08:40, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    See, I keep telling you I encourage people all the time! And you guessed how - by my beans!

    But I have that effect on a lot of people (shakes, etc...)

    J(ItsTheRichestKind)Man

     
  • At 12:12, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It took me 3 cups of Java this morning before my mind was in motion enough to recognize where this was paraphrazed from!

    ARGH!

    J(HeWhoControlsJavaControlsTheUniverse)Man

     
  • At 23:55, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Way down among Brazilians
    Coffee beans grow by the billions
    So they've got to find those extra cups to fill
    They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

    You can't get cherry soda
    'Cause they've got to fill that quota
    And the way things are I'll bet they never will
    They've got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil

    No tea or tomato juice
    You'll see no potato juice
    The planters down in Santos all say no no no

    The politician's daughter
    Was accused of drinking water
    And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
    They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

    You date a girl and find out later
    She smells just like a percolator
    Her perfume was made right on the grill
    Why they could percolate the ocean in Brazil

    And when their ham and eggs need savor
    Coffee ketchup gives 'em flavor
    Coffee pickles way outsell the dill
    Why they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil

    So your lead to the local color
    Serving coffee with a cruller
    Dunking doesn't take a lot of skill
    They've got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil

    - "The Coffee Song" (as sung by Frank Sinatra)

    Love, Jenna

     

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