Thursday Thirteen.....

.....Resolutions from the Cats.

1. orey: stop trying to take out my humans by racing by them or in front of them as fast as I can when they leave the room. {seriously, there is no need for the cat to be the first one in the room, especially when the cat often doesn't know which room we are heading to.}
   
2. kitten: stop begging for tuna more than twice a day. {currently Kitten begs me constantly, especially after I return from being out, even if he has already been given his tuna}
3. orey: stop taking chunks of fur off of kitten.
4. kitten: stop beating orey when he just wants to sit with me in the front window.
5. nap more. {we have magnetic poetry on the fridge that states " Outnap the cat." We {the human "we"} are still attemping to do so}
6. play with more crickets.
7. give mom more space on her california king-sized bed. {seriously, I get very little space and next to no pillow. Its a conspiracy.}
8. kitten: stop trying to escape out the back door when its not shut tightly.
9. orey: stop terrorizing jennandrew when they come to visit.
10. kitten: bite strangers more often with greater vengeance.
11. realize that just because mom opens the cupboard, that it does not mean we must have a treat right this second!
12. sleep on The Boy's bed more.
13. Purr more.

~ meow, purr, meow {translated: happy new year!}