Thursday Thirteen....

..... jokes

1.How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
they take the psycho path

2.How Do You Get Holy Water?
you boil the hell out of it.

3.What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
dam!

4.What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
a stick.

5.What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
subordinate clauses.

6.What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
quatro Sinko.

7.What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
spoiled milk.

8.What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
frostbite.

9.Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
because it scares the dog.

10.What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
sanka.

11.Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.

12.How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
unique up on it.

13.How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
tame way, unique up on it.