Thursday Thirteen

.....DAD-isms.

1. We got you at the salvation army for $.50.
2. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose , but you can't pick your friends nose.
3. If you had been a boy we would have named you Cecil Lawerence.
4. Just because grandma worked in a glass factory, doesn't mean you are transparent.
5. I was watching that. (when we change the tv channel if he appears to be sleeping)
6. No,I was checking my eyes for light leaks. (when we call him on the fact that he is indeed sleeping)
7. I have something in my eye. (when we giggle at his emotions during a show.)
8. Haaaaah? (don't quite know how to spell that, but picture him with his hand at his ear, glaring, cuz he didn't hear what was said)
9. Don't have a "kicky-kacky". (grandmas definition of an extreme temper tantrum.)
10. The cops used to wait for me at night and drive me home.
11. Where's mine? (usually said when the grandkids get a present and no one gives him one.)
12. Whatcha got there? (said as he cozies up to a person who has something good to eat.)
13. Noooo, that was an elephant under the chair.

~ giggle