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Pronunciation: 'skūp
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2. information especially of immediate interest

May 25, 2007

Don't Forget to Bring Your Towel




Towel Day

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
~ Douglas Adams - HHGTTG


p.s. Don't Panic!

3 Comments:

  • At 07:16, Blogger Rudy said…

    Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
    Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
    Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.
    Trillian: Yeah, we know.

     
  • At 15:29, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I 8really* must head to the library, borrow this book and finally read it. It would probably mean more to me if I did wouldn't it?
    ( says she the murder mystery freak... )
    t

     
  • At 16:23, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Space is big, really big, You won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen...

    (HHGTTG Chapter 8)

    The Universe - some information to help you live in it.

    AREA: Infinite...
    IMPORTS: None...
    EXPORTS: None...
    POPULATION: None...
    MONETARY UNITS: None...
    ART: None.
    SEX: None.

    Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art or anything else that might keep all the nonexistent people of the Universe occupied.

    However, it is not worth embarking on a long discussion of it now because it is terribly complicated. For further information see Guide Chapters seven, nine, ten, eleven, fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, nineteen, twenty-one to twenty-four inclusive, and in fact most of the rest of the Guide.

    (RATEOTU Chapter 19)

    [Brockian Ultra Cricket]
    "Let's be blunt, it's a nasty game" (says the HHGTTG), "but then anyone who has been to any of the higher dimensions will know that they're a pretty nasty heathen lot up there who should be smashed and done in, and would be, too, if anyone could work out a way of firing missiles at right angles to reality."

    (LTUAE Chapter 17)

    There is, for some reason, something especially grim about pubs near stations, a very particular kind of grubbiness, a special kind of pallor to pork pies.

    Worse than pork pies, though, are the sandwiches.

    There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do..."

    (SLATFATF Chapter 12)

    Arthur felt at a bit of a loss. There was a whole galaxy of stuff out there for him, and he wondered if it was churlish of him to complain to himself that it lacked just two things: the world he was born on and the woman he loved.

    (MH Chapter 9)

    DIRK GENTLY'S
    HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY
    We solve the *whole* crime
    We find the *whole* person
    Phone today for the *whole* solution to yor problem
    (Missing cats and messy divorces a specialty)
    33a Peckender St., London N1 01-359-9112

    (DGHDA Chapter 16)

    As Dirk edged his way along the Euston Road, caught in the middle of a rush hour traffic jam that had started in the late nineteen seventies an which, bat a quarter to ten on this Thursday evening, still showed no signs of abating, he thought he caught sight of something he recognized..."

    (TLDTTOTS Chapter 17)

    The Way of the Nostril was probably the single smartest thing that Dave had ever thought of. Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart. It was the single reason that all of this was here, and it had become the single thing tat made Dave hum old Carpenter tunes most, except maybe the lawyers.

    (TSOD Chapter 1)

    That is all... We miss you, Douglas!

    {}

     

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